Ladies, we’ve all been there. You start your day with a cup of coffee and high hopes, only to realize that once again, you’re trapped in a world where the line between common sense and complete absurdity has evaporated (if it even ex
ists at all).
Step 1: Accept that People Will Test You
Remember, some people are just walking challenges from the universe. Their life mission? To remind you of your patience limits. Do not let them get the upper hand.
Step 2: Practice Deep Breathing (and Loud Sighing)
Inhale calm, exhale the desire to throw your phone. A deep, loud, dramatic sigh can work wonders—it might even clue them in that they’ve just entered the danger zone, so back off.
Step 3: Perfect the Smile-Nod Combo—If You Can Muster That
A smile that says, “I know something you don’t know,” combined with a confident nod that says, “Go ahead, keep on being ridiculous.” Works every time.
And remember, no matter how outrageous the world gets, you’ve got this. Because a truly amazing woman knows how to look fabulous while rolling her eyes internally (and go ahead, do it externally, too) under today’s craziness. Stay strong, Queens! 👑
I believe in you. And I believe in us.
Love,
Connie
