Halloween Edition: Trick or Tequila🎃🍭🖤 

Halloween isn’t just for kids with pillowcases on their heads. It’s for us—the bold, the brash, the rebellious women who know that spooky season, the month of October, is basically our Super Bowl.

Here’s how to make October 31st yours, with equal parts witchy power, sarcasm, and snacks.

1. Costumes That Break the Rules

Forget “sexy kitten.” Try:

• Ruth Bader Ginsburg with a glowing gavel.

• A witch with a credit score higher than most men’s egos.

• Medusa, because honestly—if men are still looking, that’s on them.

• The angel-devil duo who show up together and confuses everyone.

2. Trick-or-Treat, but Make It Useful

Why settle for fun-size Snickers when we deserve better?

• Travel-size cocktails.

• DoorDash coupons.

• Knock on the neighbor’s door for Jello shots

3. Decorating Like You Mean It

Your neighbors may have inflatable skeletons. You have:

• A cauldron full of bubbly margaritas on the porch.

• A porch sign that reads “Enter At Your Own Risk—Unsolicited Advice Will Be Hexed.”

• A pumpkin with the words “Smash the Patriarchy” carved with a smaller pumpkin smashed inside it. Bonus points if you stage Barbie dolls around it holding protest signs.

🖤 Final Spell

Dance until you summon spirits, and laugh until your mascara smudges. This isn’t about being scary—it’s about being bold, sparkly, witchy, and maybe just a little unhinged.

Halloween for badass women is simple: Pure freedom. Wear what you want, hex who deserves it, eat all the candy you like, and remember—you don’t need a Black Flame Candle to light your own fire.

Because when real women let loose on Halloween… the moon claps back in approval. 🌕✨